Where was the Poetry contest? Found thanks

[roohugger]

My dear rooster, early in the morning waits for me,
pooping and crowing on my balcony.
I dont mind his greeting of the day,
My husband however wishes he go away.

So now an ultimatum has been set,
Such marital discord created by my precious pet.
Sentenced now to far yonder coop,
Is a far better fate than chicken soup.

 

[roohugger]

I give you my bread, and buckets of seed
Worms from the compost heap
And all the grubs you will ever need.
I've tended a vegetable garden full of greens for you to nibble,
So why do you still insist on eating the dog's kibble?