Which BYC member scares you?

[The Moonshiner]

You said 16 years old? Question, has he shown you he's a boy? Reason I ask is that tortoise has basically no gulars and a 16 year old male should have fairly pronounced ones. And if he hasn't slung his junk out by now, "he" may be a "she".

Ew.
Note to self. Never own a male tortoise.

 

[Painted Calls]

Ah OK that totally makes sense then! lol.

Males make themselves quite clear with age. Embarrassingly so.

 

[Painted Calls]

Ew.
Note to self. Never own a male tortoise.

Oh yeah. They hump everything that's not nailed down. Then they hump that stuff too.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Ew.
Note to self. Never own a male tortoise.

Dude, You have NO idea.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Dude, and I want NO idea.

 

[bill3607]

Then the internet map lied to me. The horror!

I have a 100’ tape measure you can barrow

 

[Chookwagn]

I have a 100’ tape measure you can barrow

30m tape won't be long enough

 

[The Moonshiner]

I have a 100’ tape measure you can barrow

She could just walk it off if she understood feet instead of that metric crap

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

She could just walk it off if she understood feet instead of that metric crap

That would be a looooong walk

 

[azurbanclucker]

That would be a looooong walk

exercise and math! Win/win!