Which BYC member scares you?

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Funny story time. Big company pace car team wanted to show off to big company president. Arranged to do it where I was working and shut down the 3/4 mile inside the facility road to take president on a ride in their expensive cars.

Dog and pony show proceeded with much fan fare and running the cars at a moderate pace inside the facility. Much faster than the posted inside the facility speed limit, I might add. In front of witnesses.

Truck driver that hauled the cars all over took the facility safety guy for a "spin" and went a wee bit faster than the "professional pace car drivers" inside the facility did and wound up in the drainage ditch.
With the expensive pace car.

The safety guy in the car in the ditch, looked over at the truck driver and heard him say, "well, I just lost my job."

The roads in the facility were renamed in honor of this prestigious event.
Mustang Alley
Corvette causeway

Someone had a sense of humor. I'm thinking we might have another occasion to rename some roads.
"Hold my beer Highway" has a nice ring to it.
 
"Hold my beer Highway" has a nice ring to it.
Sorry, not PC. You shouldn't drink on the highway. That's what the shoulder is for.

And yet, all the cars come with beer holders. I'm seeing a mixed signal. They also hold mixed drinks.

Does Az have drive through daiquiri barns? Oh, it's all right. They put a piece of tape on top to remind you to get home before you drink.
 
Sorry, not PC. You shouldn't drink on the highway. That's what the shoulder is for.

And yet, all the cars come with beer holders. I'm seeing a mixed signal. They also hold mixed drinks.

Does Az have drive through daiquiri barns? Oh, it's all right. They put a piece of tape on top to remind you to get home before you drink.
Sorry, I thought we were talking about a post-BYC gathering memorial road naming.

We have drive through liquor stores. And they can sell you premixed drinks.
 
I will be drinking so I may let me daughter take my turn.
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