Which BYC member scares you?

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A very sweet gentleman from church was getting rid of his grapes and offered them to me so I planted those today. I don't even know what kind they are 😅
Then I started working on my flower bed. I don't have a green thumb so I have no idea what I'm doing.
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View attachment 3075868A very sweet gentleman from church was getting rid of his grapes and offered them to me so I planted those today. I don't even know what kind they are 😅
Then I started working on my flower bed. I don't have a green thumb so I have no idea what I'm doing.
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1. Dig hole.
2. Insert flower's dirt abode into hole with flower attached.
3. Pat tenderly around the stem (this is a turbulent time for the flower, and it is best if emotional damages are minimized via affectionate pats).
4. Cause localized inclement weather around the new fused dirt abodes via your choice of dihydrogen monoxide dispenser.
5. Wait and hope that your pats properly staved off emotional damages.
6. Do not blame yourself if your pats were inadequate. Proper patting is hard, and flowers can be picky.

Note: If natural, non-localized inclement weather occurs, then you do not need to cause localized inclement weather with dihydrogen monoxide dispenser after patting.
Good luck.

Other Note: Do not feel the need to dye your thumb. Thumbs are optional for the above processes.
 
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