Which BYC member scares you?

[Silkie Princess]

Isn't yoga supposed to be relaxing? I'm pretty sure I feel the uncontrollable urge to throttle my neighbor's donkeys every time they start braying at all hours of the night. It's like hearing an old digital alarm clock when you're already awake. It makes me crazy. Pretty sure I'd throat punch a donkey if it did that while I'm in Buddha on Lotus or Crouching Tiger, or Dancing Crane or whatever.

Dancing-crane?!

 

[The Moonshiner]

I'm not sure how relaxing that is either. Pretty sure actively smoking while you're doing yoga might be frowned upon. lol

Honestly, though, I'm not very flexible so yoga is a huge strain for me. Another reason animals not wanting to be throat punched and snarky yoga instructors should stay out of my arm's reach. And I'm not even sure that would keep them safe. I'd say you could ask the guinea cock that bullied all the birds or the rapey Khaki Campbell drake, but I activated some sort of telekinetic powers fueled by rage and grabbed them both in open pens on the first try.

Is donkey punch a yoga pose ?
I know I've heard that phrase somewhere.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

I'm sure someone would get a kick out of it.

Hopefully not a kick kick tho

 

[azurbanclucker]

Is donkey punch a yoga pose ?
I know I've heard that phrase somewhere.

I suppose in some person's point of view it COULD be...

 

[azurbanclucker]

Hopefully not a kick kick tho

With donkeys, one kick is usually enough to get the point across...

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Is donkey punch a yoga pose ?
I know I've heard that phrase somewhere.

Dang it Moony, it's not even close to dark!

 

[Isadora]

Dang it Moony, it's not even close to dark!

*Regrets googling

 

[ColtHandorf]

Sounds like he's beyond yoga help.
Maybe join roller derby with Becky.

Oh god. You don't want to see me on skates. Weak ankles and all that.

I'm sure someone would get a kick out of it.

Dancing-crane?!

I don't know. Hidden Dragon? I'm not an expert. Pretty sure my Yoga pose of choice is Flipped Tortoise.

Is donkey punch a yoga pose ?
I know I've heard that phrase somewhere.

Hahahahaha @Overo Mare come get your mans.

 

[ColtHandorf]

*Regrets googling

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

With donkeys, one kick is usually enough to get the point across...

Yeah, I knew that was going to sound funny