Which BYC member scares you?

[MACCanadianCoop]

I am converting to fundamental Mormonism. The one where a guy can have a hundred wives. I have no such plans. However, I have found myself way too far behind in my work.

So if anyone of you women are interested or know anyone that is in becoming one of 4-5 women, please let me know.

I have to know soon. Summer is coming and I am way behind on work. Please no slackers! If you can’t work or don’t want to find another place.

I am planning a cute little bunk house for the women to live in. In fact, one of their first duties will be building the bunkhouse. I am not sharing my TV and shows with anyone.

Thanks for the interest you have expressed in becoming one of the few, Mrs. Ralphies.

I mean it's so tempting, but I'm booked full for the summer

 

[589205]

I am converting to fundamental Mormonism. The one where a guy can have a hundred wives. I have no such plans. However, I have found myself way too far behind in my work.

So if anyone of you women are interested or know anyone that is in becoming one of 4-5 women, please let me know.

I have to know soon. Summer is coming and I am way behind on work. Please no slackers! If you can’t work or don’t want to find another place.

I am planning a cute little bunk house for the women to live in. In fact, one of their first duties will be building the bunkhouse. I am not sharing my TV and shows with anyone.

Thanks for the interest you have expressed in becoming one of the few, Mrs. Ralphies.

Jesus Ralphie. Jesus.

 

[duluthralphie]

I mean it's so tempting, but I'm booked full for the summer

At least your heart is in the right place. Bless you.

 

[589205]

I am converting to fundamental Mormonism. The one where a guy can have a hundred wives. I have no such plans. However, I have found myself way too far behind in my work.

So if anyone of you women are interested or know anyone that is in becoming one of 4-5 women, please let me know.

I have to know soon. Summer is coming and I am way behind on work. Please no slackers! If you can’t work or don’t want to find another place.

I am planning a cute little bunk house for the women to live in. In fact, one of their first duties will be building the bunkhouse. I am not sharing my TV and shows with anyone.

Thanks for the interest you have expressed in becoming one of the few, Mrs. Ralphies.

What happened to all the hairy Sasquatch women in your area?

 

[duluthralphie]

What happened to all the hairy Sasquatch women in your area?

Sasquatch women don’t work worth a darn.
Plus when they cook the hair from their arm pits gets into the food and it’s just not appealing at all.

And they are mean…

 

[tripletfeb]

I am converting to fundamental Mormonism. The one where a guy can have a hundred wives. I have no such plans. However, I have found myself way too far behind in my work.

So if anyone of you women are interested or know anyone that is in becoming one of 4-5 women, please let me know.

I have to know soon. Summer is coming and I am way behind on work. Please no slackers! If you can’t work or don’t want to find another place.

I am planning a cute little bunk house for the women to live in. In fact, one of their first duties will be building the bunkhouse. I am not sharing my TV and shows with anyone.

Thanks for the interest you have expressed in becoming one of the few, Mrs. Ralphies.

 

[589205]

@duluthralphie, you’re North of me and @The Moonshiner is South.

 

[589205]

Sasquatch women don’t work worth a darn.
Plus when they cook the hair from their arm pits gets into the food and it’s just not appealing at all.

And they are mean…

Do you really expect me to believe that Sasquatch women were beating you around too much?

 

[duluthralphie]

Do you really expect me to believe that Sasquatch women were beating you around too much?

Yep.z

 

[589205]

Yep.z

Then stop complaining and just ditch ‘em. Run for your life.