Which BYC member scares you?

[Brooks_]

Are you for real or does this belong in the dad's jokes thread?

Likely both.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Are you for real or does this belong in the dad's jokes thread?

It's a very old joke, I'm a terribly dark human.

Now, My Grandmother DID pass peacefully in her sleep at the very impressive age of 103 in October, but it was in the hospital. She lived one hell of a blessed life and while we were of course sad to lose her, she had no regrets at the end and was happy. Don't think I could ask for more than that when it's my turn, ya know?

 

[Brooks_]

Really? I did it again? Two ways it can go. Neither is good. FML

 

[Brooks_]

Really? I did it again? Two ways it can go. Neither is good. FML

Now it's 4/20. Note to self, put the hammer down.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Now it's 4/20. Note to self, put the hammer down.

Are you talking to yourself here, or did the elevator finally stop short of the top floor?

 

[Isadora]

Are you talking to yourself here, or did the elevator finally stop short of the top floor?

 

[azurbanclucker]

(Me, sipping tea and watching reaction notifications pop up as @Sapphire Sebright catches up on the thread)

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I can't believe you just excluded me.

And me! I just may have to shank him.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

How tall are you?

She's fun-sized.
Midge, do you want a few inches? I don't need my tibias and fibulas at the moment, anyway.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

She's fun-sized.
Midge, do you want a few inches? I don't need my tibias and fibulas at the moment, anyway.

No, I am perfectly content with my height. Thank you very much, though.