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Where's a child when you need one.
We have more incurable, life threatening illnesses than you can count, yet scientists are researching the taste receptors in rodents testicles.
In fairness, we're researching those too, but the progress is slow and not going to generate clicks to news sited like rat nads in soy sauce will. So go with the story that will generate that ad cash front page, and bury the real news deeperWe have more incurable, life threatening illnesses than you can count, yet scientists are researching the taste receptors in rodents testicles.
What a totally brilliant waste of time & resources.
I do not consent to scientific experiments.Brooks!!!!! Imma need you to do this for science.
What about for a Klondike bar?I do not consent to scientific experiments.
I'll think about it.What about for a Klondike bar?
I love him.