Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the monkey! 



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How about a joke, courtesy of my 6-year-old?
I love the logic!Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the monkey!![]()
You don't even like our jokes? You really are boredPretty sure @KingD started a dad jokes thread. lol
I laughed. None of them were as good as mine though.You don't even like our jokes? You really are bored
Good point wouldn't want to get a thread off topicI didn't necessarily want to get on a dad jokes exchange.![]()
Now you've went and done it. You can tag @aart all day and she won't show. Now you say "off topic" and she'll show.Good point wouldn't want to get a thread off topic
Is what you shoulda did was...........Now you've went and done it. You can tag @aart all day and she won't show. Now you say "off tooic" and she'll show.