Which BYC member scares you?

[nuthatched]

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Most dogs I know eat better than I do, yet they still run out and eat elk poop and their own poop

 

[ColtHandorf]

The sad part is it's not even actual cheese. It's a cheese product.

THANK YOU!!!!! It is revolting.

It’s real cheese!!! It’s just mixed with others.

"Among other ingredients". And like everything else, the US sucks at being creative so they just smash a bunch of stuff together and call it "American". Which is also stupid. I hate how we call ourselves American. The people from the northern-most tip of North America to the Southern-most tip of South America are "American". Just like anyone from a country in Europe is European. (Which also sounds like something you would shout into a bathroom.)

Apparently once upon a time they talked about how tall everyone was. That was before my time though

I've been here since the beginning. I must have missed that tall talk. But I'm 6'1".

No jokes. I only eat Kraft American singles

Does VELVEETA count as American cheese? It's impossible to make good queso without its creamy deliciousness.

You know honestly, so long as you aren't putting it in fudge like my grandmother did, I really don't care.

@Isadora @Sapphire Sebright

Look - Quineas!
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Quinoas.

I only eat Kraft American so idk what else counts.
Also have no idea what "queso" is. Not only do I only eat American cheese I only eat things with American type names

0 fruits, 0 vegetables except potatoes in fry form.
Simple desserts. No weird stuff like pies etc.
No Mexican food, no Italian food, no Chinese food,, etc etc

I think that's the first time I've ever heard of pie referred to as weird

I mean there are some weird pies, but pies, in general, are not weird.

From microwaved fried eggs??

And all the carbonized items she's cooked.

 

[tripletfeb]

Most dogs I know eat better than I do, yet they still run out and eat elk poop and their own poop

I used to work at a boarding facility and we had one dog, a pug, that would clean the yards for us. He would eat not only his, but everyone elses. So gross and one of the reasons I can't stand pugs

 

[Chipmunk Chicks]

Most dogs I know eat better than I do, yet they still run out and eat elk poop and their own poop

Thankfully, I have no worries about my little dog with the chickens. They are bopping around the brooder with him, and he is just minding his business, face-deep in chicken poop.

 

[nuthatched]

I used to work at a boarding facility and we had one dog, a pug, that would clean the yards for us. He would eat not only his, but everyone elses. So gross and one of the reasons I can't stand pugs

My felon was a pomchi with horrible teeth problems.

 

[Chipmunk Chicks]

I used to work at a boarding facility and we had one dog, a pug, that would clean the yards for us. He would eat not only his, but everyone elses. So gross and one of the reasons I can't stand pugs

Agreed, pugs are gross. Absolutely zero redeeming qualities to them whatsoever.

 

[ColtHandorf]

Eggs weren't made to be microwaved

Unless you live in a college dorm and they don't have stoves to cook on.

You should invest in a net gun. Hell they even have net drones now.
Tell me that wouldn't be fun to have.

That would be awesome!

Definitely not in a birthday cake...

But if it's your birthday, and it's your cake...

 

[azurbanclucker]

It's only a cheat meal if you eat healthy the rest of the time.

Nah "cheat meal" in this case like "I don't want to bother cooking and want a burger". My burgers KILL Red Robin's (and I'm certain a lot of our BYC family's are the same), but sometimes I just don't feel like cooking and would like some garlic steak fries and a burger that I know exactly what I'll get when I order it.

 

[ColtHandorf]

So tired today

Me too!

I feel ya Mac.

I used to work at a boarding facility and we had one dog, a pug, that would clean the yards for us. He would eat not only his, but everyone elses. So gross and one of the reasons I can't stand pugs

Coprophagia is disgusting. I hate it when my dogs do that. The poodles' favorite thing in the world to do is eat goose crap and then get a horrible case of giardia. It always looks like a scene from Dexter in the mudroom for a few days. If Dexter was into explosive, liquid feces and blood.

Agreed, pugs are gross. Absolutely zero redeeming qualities to them whatsoever.

Oh...pug puppies are pretty freaking cute. We had one named Oscar that would come to puppy playtime on Sundays and he was a tiny little fart. He slipped out of the playpen one day and I had to dive/slide across the floor to catch his little butt before he zoomed through the automatic doors and into the parking lot/drive.

Plus didn't we all watch Milo and Otis as a kid?

 

[azurbanclucker]

Most dogs I know eat better than I do, yet they still run out and eat elk poop and their own poop

It's not just dogs. The chickens eat tortoise poop. The tortoises eat dog poop and pig poop. The dogs eat chicken poop. The pigs are about the only ones who don't eat someone else's poop as a snack. They do like to ROLL in it though.

The poop circle of life.