Which BYC member scares you?

[ShrekDawg]

Wait, what? Since when?

Since like a few weeks ago it’s only for a few months though I think.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

cheerios-in-ranch catastrophe

Um- what?

 

[ShrekDawg]

That is disgusting. Utterly repulsive to even imagine for the briefest of moments. Perish the thought of anyone ever creating such an abomination.

WHAT WAS POTATOES!?

ON THE SANDWICH. WAS NOT MARSHMALLOW

 

[ShrekDawg]

Those are clearly potatoes. Marshmallow fluff is much more pure white, and not nearly as stiff.
That is a very... interesting... creation, though.
Is that turkey slathered with mashed potatoes, squash, cranberry sauce, and gravy?

Yes. Yes it is. You’re the only one that’s gotten it 100% right so far

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

What is Keto?

Ketogenic -- essentially, you deprive your body of carbohydrates (sugars and starches) to the point where it must release ketones to break down your body's fat in order to lose weight. It is highly effective for weight loss, but is also intensive, potentially dangerous if done unsupervised, and is not recommended for long periods of time.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Did I tell you about the time that my wee little ten-year-old self was so inspired by all the fancy chefs on the cooking channel toasting their spices that she wanted to try it herself?
Tossed red pepper flakes right into a ripping hot skillet over high heat.
Immediate smoke.
Carried it out, naturally lacked the forethought to hold the pan to the side, got a face full of spicy smoke. Throat didn't like that, sinuses didn't like that, eyes didn't like that.
Haven't toasted spices since.
I'm amazed that I'm even still allowed in the kitchen after that, the egg cookie incident, and the breakfast-in-bed cheerios-in-ranch catastrophe.
Among other things.

WHAT!? I need to hear of these other instances…

 

[The Moonshiner]

Since like a few weeks ago it’s only for a few months though I think.

House arrest pending trial

 

[nuthatched]

Ketogenic -- essentially, you deprive your body of carbohydrates (sugars and starches) to the point where it must release ketones to break down your body's fat in order to lose weight. It is highly effective for weight loss, but is also intensive, potentially dangerous if done unsupervised, and is not recommended for long periods of time.

There was a guy at church who'd put a whole stick of unsalted butter in his coffe.

 

[ShrekDawg]

House arrest pending trial

I’ve been having to use Lyft or walk

 

[ShrekDawg]

There was a guy at church who'd put a whole stick of unsalted butter in his coffe.

ewwwwww