DId I offend any Catholics? Sorry.

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DId I offend any Catholics? Sorry.
She's Norwegian Descent, so we say "Micro Viking". And then we run for our lives.Mini tornado?
You asked?!
You said "and a half!" Girl, the half don't count. I'm 5'2" and proud of it. No half5' 2.5" AKA "Fun Sized"
But I was hoping it wasn't something yucky.You asked?!
That's hystericalShe's Norwegian Descent, so we say "Micro Viking". And then we run for our lives.
Don't get me wrong. The sun rises and sets in my wife's eyes and my universe would cease to exist without her, but healthy doses of teasing is a foundational pillar of our relationship and family dynamic. She'd say the same thing about me, I'm the "smart-a$$ed halfling she married" (I'm 5'6")That's hysterical
I didn't. My husband and I are the same way.Don't get me wrong. The sun rises and sets in my wife's eyes and my universe would cease to exist without her, but healthy doses of teasing is a foundational pillar of our relationship and family dynamic. She'd say the same thing about me, I'm the "smart-a$$ed halfling she married" (I'm 5'6")
You're only 5'6"? That's cute! No offenseDon't get me wrong. The sun rises and sets in my wife's eyes and my universe would cease to exist without her, but healthy doses of teasing is a foundational pillar of our relationship and family dynamic. She'd say the same thing about me, I'm the "smart-a$$ed halfling she married" (I'm 5'6")