Which BYC member scares you?

[sdm111]

My food has plenty of taste; it just does not taste like "death by heart attack".

Wait what, heart attack. I must let you know "down yonder" us folks here have a life expectancy of 42 thankyou

 

[RUNuts]

Sushi is amazing all the ways.

Did you try it fried?
Pig grease is better, but vegetable oil is ok

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

What about guacamole?

I had it twice. Both times I had to run to the trash bin to spit it out.

 

[RUNuts]

Wait what, heart attack. I must let you know "down yonder" us folks here have a life expectancy of 42 thankyou

Heart attacks are classified as natural causes, right?

 

[WallyG74]

Wait what, heart attack. I must let you know "down yonder" us folks here have a life expectancy of 42 thankyou

In that case, I’m on borrowed time!

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Wait what, heart attack. I must let you know "down yonder" us folks here have a life expectancy of 42 thankyou

I was not expecting that response, but it was just too perfect.

 

[sdm111]

Heart attacks are classified as natural causes, right?

Yep from natural foods

 

[RUNuts]

What about guacamole?

do you make yours with sour cream? I don't.

 

[RUNuts]

Yep from natural foods

the best roux is made with bacon drippings.

au natural!

 

[WallyG74]

So sad, but if you don’t know what you’re missing, then you’re not missing it.

Profound, I know. Earlier, I kinda quoted Romeo & Juliet, but definitely quoted A River Runs Through It.