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My good nurse momma. 

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Love love love!!!!
Someone, somewhere.... milked a beaver's anal glands and thought "I wonder what this tastes like."
Maybe it was an accident lol like they were butchering a beaver and then were like hey… this actually tastes good…![]()
You made me puke in my mouth.Maybe it was an accident lol like they were butchering a beaver and then were like hey… this actually tastes good…![]()
Hush it!!
You made me puke in my mouth.![]()
I wish you would have e posted this a few days ago. It would have made my anniversary card i gave so much easierDear Chicken in a Biscuit,
I love your salty, savory buttery flavored goodness.
I love that you're always there for me when I need you
I love that you're never demanding or needy and just want me to feel good.
But you do bad things to my blood pressure, and I don't think we can see each other anymore. I'm sorry. It's not you, it's me.
You'll find someone else though and over time I will only be a memory. I won't forget the fun times we had, but it's time to move on.
And your saying nothing made more sense then what she typed.You typed it!
I said nothing!