Which BYC member scares you?

[Aunt Angus]

I've tried that. Hubby is just clueless. And easily distracted. Then he feels like crap when I get him amazing gifts.

Don't even get me started about our 20th anniversary.

Welp, I'm getting started. And now I'm kinda anrgy thinking about it, tbh.

I filled his music room with red and pink balloons, made a big banner that said "20" in 4 ft letters, made heart-shaped garland that wrapped around the walls. On each heart was a memory from our 20 years together. I made a map of the world with all the places we've visited marked with a pin. A string was tied to each pin and there was a photo from each trip at the other end of the string. I wrote out the lyrics to our wedding song ("Happiness is Just a Thing Called Joe" and framed it. And I got him flying lessons because I knew that was a lifelong dream, and I saved for them cuz it's pricey.

I got nothing.

 

[sdm111]

I am a wife, and since I am in charge of, like, everything, I do what I want. Of course, what I want often involves pleasing the fam. So sometimes I tell them to eff off, and sometimes I'm the one who effs off. I just make damn sure that they know I have BOTH options.

My ex was like that

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

I am a wife, and since I am in charge of, like, everything, I do what I want. Of course, what I want often involves pleasing the fam. So sometimes I tell them to eff off, and sometimes I'm the one who effs off. I just make damn sure that they know I have BOTH options.

As a fellow woman in charge of everything, I can tell you that the men who have tried to tell me otherwise have found themselves on the curb

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Drivers foot somehow got caught wrapped up on the gas pedal. No alcohol or drugs. The guy that ran into the shop yesterday. Tried to brake with left foot but couldn't stop

I was in the parking lot of a big box store years ago. I heard a motorcycle engine winding up and looked over to see a young man crash his rice rocket into the side of an older man's car at high speed and went flying over the hood. The old guy went over and picked the young rider up and was about to beat the snot out of him. I cautiously stepped in and said I didn't blame him but I believed the kid's throttle was stuck. He relaxed some and let the rider go. I never knew for sure but it was interesting how a different perspective changed the situation.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Welp, I'm getting started. And now I'm kinda anrgy thinking about it, tbh.

I filled his music room with red and pink balloons, made a big banner that said "20" in 4 ft letters, made heart-shaped garland that wrapped around the walls. On each heart was a memory from our 20 years together. I made a map of the world with all the places we've visited marked with a pin. A string was tied to each pin and there was a photo from each trip at the other end of the string. I wrote out the lyrics to our wedding song ("Happiness is Just a Thing Called Joe" and framed it. And I got him flying lessons because I knew that was a lifelong dream, and I saved for them cuz it's pricey.

I got nothing.

My ex was also epically awful at gift giving

 

[Painted Calls]

Welp, I'm getting started. And now I'm kinda anrgy thinking about it, tbh.

I filled his music room with red and pink balloons, made a big banner that said "20" in 4 ft letters, made heart-shaped garland that wrapped around the walls. On each heart was a memory from our 20 years together. I made a map of the world with all the places we've visited marked with a pin. A string was tied to each pin and there was a photo from each trip at the other end of the string. I wrote out the lyrics to our wedding song ("Happiness is Just a Thing Called Joe" and framed it. And I got him flying lessons because I knew that was a lifelong dream, and I saved for them cuz it's pricey.

I got nothing.

He owes you ALL the boots.

 

[DickMidnight]

Welp, I'm getting started. And now I'm kinda anrgy thinking about it, tbh.

I filled his music room with red and pink balloons, made a big banner that said "20" in 4 ft letters, made heart-shaped garland that wrapped around the walls. On each heart was a memory from our 20 years together. I made a map of the world with all the places we've visited marked with a pin. A string was tied to each pin and there was a photo from each trip at the other end of the string. I wrote out the lyrics to our wedding song ("Happiness is Just a Thing Called Joe" and framed it. And I got him flying lessons because I knew that was a lifelong dream, and I saved for them cuz it's pricey.

I got nothing.

flying lessons sound awesome. i’ve always wanted to take them.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

flying lessons sound awesome. i’ve always wanted to take them.

You could probably afford them if you stop buying overpriced running shoes

 

[bill3607]

i still think there’s more to the story, but i’m a man of my word

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It’s ok. I bet I have had ribs that were much tougher.

 

[Aunt Angus]

He's gotten better over the years. I think that anniversary was a wake up call. He's just not... savvy.

My ex was like that

She sounds awesome. What'd you do to scare her off?

(I'm just kidding)

And someone has to counter Dick's "trained" partner.