You shouldn't joke about that. If you've never read Revelation, goodness. You can pray, and ask for a sign, but you have to be in it all the way, you have to believe and have faith, if you are praying an empty prayer why should God answer you? Do you realize what Hell really is? Heaven is a real place, Hell is a real place, and eternity is forever. I'm sorry guys, but I'm not going to put it softly, Hell is a place of fire and brimstone and
pain. Did you see the word? Pain. A lake of
fire. Fire. Fire
hurts. Bad. Hell is nothing to be joking about.
To solve your "chicken or egg" question, there is a protein required to form the egg shell, that can only be found in chickens. So, the real question is, who made the chicken? Chickens cannot have come from reptiles because those reptiles did not have that protein needed for the eggs. Another thing, chickens could not possibly have come from reptiles, because chickens have no common DNA with reptiles, they have to have come from some kind of fowl (probably a wild jungle fowl) where they became genetically mutated from a crossing of two types.
Read this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_or_the_egg
By saying you are going to Hell, you believe in Heaven, and if you believe in Heaven, then you believe in God. This discussion has been going on since before any of us were thought of, our parents, grand parents, etc. and it will go on until Jesus returns. Or until the world 'ends' or whatever. It's not going to be settled on a chicken forum.
And if you really wanted to know, you could look up Jewish records and compare them to the Bible, and see that it really is true.