Hmmm, we have crazy neighbors.
We moved on a road where the trailers are on the verge of being condemned. The trailer immediately to the left of us is my inlaws, nice and new. Then to their left--Mr. Druggy.
His brother lived their first and his stuff was always better then yours and he always wanted to give you advice. He drank warm beer out of his car. While they were building our house, his hooker girlfriend would go outside and flash the workers. I asked the builder if the neighbor was annoying them, hey replied "no, they found the antics humorous."
I called my husband one day and said you know how you wanted to get rid of the neighbor?, Him: Yeah. Me: Well he killed himself. Him: Well I didn't mean for him to kill himself.
His brother, Mr. Druggy moved into the property. We went out one day only to come home and find his girlfriend being arrested on the back of our property. Apparantally, she called the cops and said she had no brain, and had been held hostage for a week and had a knife. The cops chased her onto our property, where one got stuck, lol.
He had some Rhode Island Reds and Barred Rocks the didn't take care of so they came to our property and we fed them. They were happy, etc. One was attacked, he knew, didn't care. I spent a bunch of money on meds and a week fixing it up. At that point he comes over and says he wants his chickens back. I kindly explain that he owes me money for the meds then. He told me I was crazy for spending that kind of money on a chicken and I should have let it die.
He's also come over so high he told my inlaws snakes were chasing him.
Just crazy stuff like that.