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There already is a 12 step program.
1. get introduced to BYC
2. check out a few things you really want to know about.
3. Log off because you are supposed to be doing your work/homework
4. Can't stand it because you have to know if the chicken hatched so you sign back on.
5. Look up the info on the chicken and have to wander off somewhere else because one of the threads leads you there.
6. Call for the kids to bring you a snack and drink.
7. decide you really need to work, so sign off again.
8. try to get some work done but you cannot stand it, you are addicted.
9. resist the urge to sign back on, but you clicked on the subscribe to this post button and you received an e-mail. YOU HAVE to click on the link! You HAVE TO!!!!
10. Look at that link and remember you were going to look up something on your sick chicken
11. Cry at the post that someone else was pouring out their soul to everyone about their woes.
12. Decide at that moment you are hooked and decide to forget it and just leave it logged on in the background for you to view at your leisure.
Now the real program should be
1. Get introduced to BYC
2. Read the warnings to forget the urge to try to quit because you are hooked, don't even try it.
3. leave your computer logged onto byc in the background and enjoy!