Why Chickens are Better than COVID-19 (A feel Better Thread!)

[BaaKaaawk]

Feel free to add your POSITIVE, humorous responses. No politics / trolling / etc here please!

1) Chickens won't empty your 401K (well... kinda!)
2) When Chickens Spread from person to person we celebrate!

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[Friendly_Lurker]

3) Chickens don't buy up all the toilet paper.

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

4) We're always happy to stay home with our birds.
5) You can have a party with as many chickens as you'd like.

 

[BaaKaaawk]

6) You can safely stand within 3 feet of your Chickens.
7) You know your Chickens didn't buy all the Eggs at the Grocery Store.

 

[SueT]

The chickens have helped me be prepared. Because of the dust in the coop, I already have a couple N95 masks on hand. Thanks to their eggs, I know I won't starve. And they provide all the entertainment I need during this time of isolation.

 

[Friendly_Lurker]

8) Even when you can't go anywhere, chickens are always a walking party!