Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Coopa Cabana, Jan 30, 2011.

  1. Coopa Cabana

    Coopa Cabana My Coop Runneth Over . . .

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    I got this in an email this morning from a friend, so maybe some of you have already seen it floating around cyberspace:

    Why Did the chicken cross the road?

    SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because gosh-darn it,
    he's a maverick!

    BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for
    change! The chicken wanted change!

    JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
    recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
    chickens on the other side of the road.

    HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that
    little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely
    qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country
    gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't
    about me.

    GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
    road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or
    not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
    here.

    DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

    COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
    the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

    BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

    AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

    JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I
    am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
    the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

    AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black
    chickens.

    DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't
    realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road
    before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need
    to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
    current problems before adding new problems.

    OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems,
    which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the
    chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
    going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the
    road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

    ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken,
    but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the
    road.

    NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You
    can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

    PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

    MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken
    was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs
    when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any
    insider information.

    DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
    toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
    told.

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

    JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see
    the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends,
    That chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I
    say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
    Liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other
    side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as
    simple as that.

    GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
    Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

    BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will
    be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming
    story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
    accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.

    ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
    together, in peace.

    BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2010, which will not only
    cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
    your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2010. This
    new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

    ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
    road move beneath the chicken?

    COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
     
  2. rearrolled

    rearrolled Chillin' With My Peeps

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    y did the rooster cros the road???????? to get to his chicks [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. MrsPinkKitty

    MrsPinkKitty Chillin' With My Peeps

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    BYC member- Why did the chicken cross the road? becasue there were half priced chicks on the other side . HEHE [​IMG]
     
  4. geosheets

    geosheets Chillin' With My Peeps

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    to prove to the opossum that it could be done.......



    it's really more effective just after passing a dead opossum on the road......
     
    Last edited: Jan 30, 2011
  5. chickensioux

    chickensioux Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Oh how I long to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road and not have his motives questioned.....
     
  6. Laurajean

    Laurajean Slightly Touched

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    Quote:[​IMG]
     
  7. Laurajean

    Laurajean Slightly Touched

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    That was the first post I read today. Nothing like signing on to a good laugh.... thanks! [​IMG]
     
  8. Moabite

    Moabite Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Because that is how a chicken's sense of humor works. He just did it to see how funny you are.
     
  9. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road, fence, creek, whatever---"See, see, I told you the grasshoppers were bigger on this side."
     
  10. Louieandthecrew

    Louieandthecrew I am actually a female!

    haha!
     

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