Why did the chicken cross the road?

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by SewingDiva, Sep 27, 2008.

  1. SewingDiva

    SewingDiva Chillin' With My Peeps

    My SIL sent these to me. This is equal oppurtunity satire! [​IMG]

    DR. PHIL
    The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

    Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

    We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

    No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

    Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

    To die . In the rain . Alone.

    In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

    Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

    Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change ! The chicken wanted change !

    My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

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