Why did the Muscovy cross the road ?.....

[keeperofthehearth]

To check out the puddle on the other side.
To check out the garbage bags waiting for pick-up
To see what the crows are interested in.
To track after the neighbors cat.
To get a different perspective of WHERE they are supposed to be!

NEXT......

 

[houndit]

So they could get a better start in the air and circle the house several times.

 

[rainplace]

... because that's where they crash landed.

 

[Goat_Walker]

to chase the nosey dog away.
to play in the neighbors pond.
to eat all the fish out of the neighbors ditch like a fattie.

 

[keeperofthehearth]

... because that's where they crash landed.

So on the way back they could STAND in the middle of the road contemplating WHATEVER giving me a near heart attack as I hear a vehicle coming down the road.

 

[houndit]