I'm sorry you had such a bad experience with dogs!! My dog does not exhibit any of these behaviors because she was properly trained from the day I got her at 8 weeks old.I did a lot of reading and learned the best ways to teach dogs to behave properly in the home. Of course there are some behaviors that are a little more challenging for us but nothing like humping or peeing on the floor!! Actually every behavior that you described is extremely preventable if you know how to care/train dogs properly. She hasn't had a potty accident since her 5th and final one at 3 months old. She gets a little over zealous in protecting the property and feels the need to let our neighbors know she is outside by barking around the permimeter (this is a new behavior that I'm working on training out of her) There is nothing like going for an off-leash hike with my dog, or playing "agility" in the yard with herShe also gives us so much love everyday! She is a sweet dog!
Just because I love dogs doesnt mean I'm going to hate chickens. I am purely just not knowledgable about them at all, I've never really even seen a chicken farm except for at the larger farms. I only hear what other people say about them.. the noise/the smell/and taring up of the lawn. Plus the expense. So yes I think starting with a couple chickens and a small coop would be best. I'm looking on craigslist. But I'm still figuring out some logistics in terms of where their "run" is going to be as I dont think I want them running around the whole yard taring up the grass.
I would love to be a good farmer, and not part of the system and be able to control everything that my chickens eat. I am working on being a better organic vegetable farmer. I just run into challenges.. I seem to hate weeding. I love nature and I want to "get back to basics" but I also dont want to take on "more then I can chew". I still want to be able to spend quality time with my husband, other animals, do my workouts, all the cooking, work full time and raise a family at some point. It seems that chicken farming is a lot less work then vegetable farming tho..hahaha so from these posts I think I can handle it time wise and they do seem kinda cool. I think I would love them! Actually I think that would be a problem.. as I'd like to enjoy them in the "pot" one day but dont know if I could ever get myself to do that.
I was hoping that it would save me some money on some of the food that I buy for us though. But now I understand... and all those reasons are great reasons to have them!
I just need more experience, more knowledge...once I get into the groove of doing proper gardening, chicken raising I should be good... Training the dog will be a good dog training challenge haha! I do love training her...
I want nothing to do with the industrialized food system. I eat very little food that is a product of it.. maybe some veggies here and there and a grapefruit or two, and some olive oil. No packaged foods, CAFO meat, or CAFO eggs. Mostly organic veggies/fruit.
OK Verdict is in. I'm off to hit the books this weekend at the library.
Sorry, I didn't mean to put you off like that. You do not sound like the type of owner that makes for an ill-manered dog. (I didn't know you had a dog until I read the rest of the posts) I was only making a comparison based on my personal experiences. Not that liking chickens means you can't like dogs or vice versa, just that if the thought of either conjures up unpleasant thoughts, they might not be for you. Didn't mean to offend.
As far as the dogs, like I said, I've tried them on for size as an adult and I just couldn't get over the scars left by my parent's poor management of their dogs. We still don't discuss those dogs. I do think dogs are cute and all and I'm actually really good at training them. Let's just say that I like other people's dogs

I too do not like to weed. Last summer I forgot I even had a garden

Now for eating the birds; I've not gotten that far. Only two of mine are close to the age of good eatin' and I'd only do them in bc they're extra roo's. Of eight so-called pullets, three turned out to be cockerels; I'd end up with the ideal ratio of 1:5 roo to hens. I try to desensetize myself by reading in the meat birds forum and perusing you-tube's culling how-too's. Interesting stuff.
I've gotten a wealth of information from this site alone and in a very short time.
I can't wait to see your chicken adventure
