WHY GOD MADE MOMS....all answers were given by 2nd grade school children.
WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS ?
1- She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2- Mostly to clean house.
3- To help us out of there when we were getting born.
HOW DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS ?
1-He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3- God made my mom just the same like me, He just used bigger parts.
WHAT INGREDIENTS ARE MOTHERS MADE OF ?
1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2- They had to get thier start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string , I think.
WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER AND NOT SOME OTHER MOM ?
1- We're related.
2- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
WHAT KIND OF LITTLE GIRL WAS YOUR MOM ?
1-My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2- I dont know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3- They say she used to be nice.
WHY DID YOUR MOM MARRY YOUR DAD ?
1- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world and my mom eats a lot.
2- She got too old to do anything else with him.
3- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
WHO'S THE BOSS AT YOUR HOUSE ?
1- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof.
2- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She see's the stuff under the bed.
3- I guess my mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
WHAT DOES YOUR MOM DO IN HER SPARE TIME ?
1- Mother's don't do spare time.
2- To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR MOM PERFECT ?
1- On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2- Diet. You know her hair, I'd diet, maybe blue
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR MOM, WHAT WOULD IT BE ?
1- She has this thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2- I'd make my mom smarter. Than she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3- I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
Julie
WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS ?
1- She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2- Mostly to clean house.
3- To help us out of there when we were getting born.
HOW DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS ?
1-He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3- God made my mom just the same like me, He just used bigger parts.
WHAT INGREDIENTS ARE MOTHERS MADE OF ?
1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2- They had to get thier start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string , I think.
WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER AND NOT SOME OTHER MOM ?
1- We're related.
2- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
WHAT KIND OF LITTLE GIRL WAS YOUR MOM ?
1-My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2- I dont know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3- They say she used to be nice.
WHY DID YOUR MOM MARRY YOUR DAD ?
1- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world and my mom eats a lot.
2- She got too old to do anything else with him.
3- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
WHO'S THE BOSS AT YOUR HOUSE ?
1- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof.
2- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She see's the stuff under the bed.
3- I guess my mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
WHAT DOES YOUR MOM DO IN HER SPARE TIME ?
1- Mother's don't do spare time.
2- To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR MOM PERFECT ?
1- On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2- Diet. You know her hair, I'd diet, maybe blue
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR MOM, WHAT WOULD IT BE ?
1- She has this thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2- I'd make my mom smarter. Than she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3- I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
Julie
