I was watching one of those shows last night, "A 1000 Ways to Die," or something like that. The program presented all the idiotic things people do that ultimately end in their premature demise.
Inevitably, each of the episodes involving someones death, also involved doing things no one with even half a brain would - or should - do. And 90% of those situations involved the use of alcohol or drugs at some point.
The entire thing was testament to the truth that there are two elements abundantly supplied by the Universe: