wierd questions

[Bleepmunk]

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because he cant pop any.

why does my dog think my bed is hers?

 

[Jazlyn]

Because it is obviously hers. Why else would you put all those soft blankets on it if not for her? Duh!

What is your first thought when you hear the name Franky?

 

[Crickett]

the little robot dude on "EARTHBOUND".



What do you think of when I say "Crispy Critter"?

 

[19Dawn76]

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I think of those bugs in the bug zapper.

 

[chickencoop31320]

Crispy critter = Me after a day at the beach.

What's in YOUR toejam?

 

[Featherwisp]

Probably lint and dirt.

Can you hear songbirds chirping from were you are right now?

 

[Crickett]

Usually yes, but it's 4:11 pm. right now, so all I hear is the chickens.


Can pigs swim?

 

[chickencoop31320]

YES, yes they can.

Why does my dog chew his toenails?

 

[charmed one]

Because he couldn't get an appointment with the manacurist 'til next week.

Does anyone know what a Jack-Rat is?

 

[barngirlsrule]

nobody knows (creepy music!)

what rhymes w/ orange? (more creepy music!)