wierd questions

[Lothiriel]

never! LOL

where's my mountain dew?? (i want one...)

 

[Break an Egg]

At the store.

When will my rabbit have her babies???

 

[Crickett]

On the due date.


When will my piggies be ready to come home?

 

[FlockMama]

When they are ready...

Why do I have the longest dachshund?

 

[E-Chick]

Because the weiner god smiled upon you...


Why do I love all of the things that I'm allergic to???

 

[Crickett]

Because you are secretly punishing yourself.


Will my new rabbits do ok?

 

[FlockMama]

As long as you give them lots of TLC...


Why are my chickens chicken?

 

[Dutchgirl]

Because they are.

Why do you know if something tastes bad, you know it's healthy?

 

[Crickett]

Because they are chickens, not lions!


can dogs climb trees?

 

[sealsandwich]

If given proper motivation.

Why does it hurt more to step on a lego in the dark than in the day?