wierd questions

[sealsandwich]

No. But maybe if I were a different person I would.

Why is the grass greener on the other side of the hill?

 

[Liza]

Because the rain runs down that side!

Why did God make Mondays?

 

[ChickenNinja]

so there would be at least one thing we arent happy about

why do our chickens get so muddy?

 

[Namble]

Because They wish they were ducks!


Why does my rooster chase me?

 

[cherrychicken]

because he loves you! <3

Why can't my chickens be calm about bread?

 

[Eggtastic]

Bread will smother them, they have nightmares about it.....cruel person!!!

Why can't chicks stay chicks forever??

 

[cherrychicken]

because they have to leave the nest! lol

Why can no one be on time anymore>?

 

[Liza]

Because they are too busy talking on their cell phone....while driving!

Why can't we work two days and have a five day weekend?

Just think how much we could get down at home!!!!!

 

[christyware]

Who left the toillet seat up?

 

[sealsandwich]

Quote:
This was so funny!!!!

Man I wish I had an answer...

I guess it was you!

Why didn't you flush?