wierd questions

[giasmom]

Handle was broken !

Why aren't we sleeping?

 

[chickenbottom]

because im sick with the you know whats down by the you know where

why do we have skin?

 

[giasmom]

to hold our guts in ?

How come chickens can't fly?

 

[Crickett]

They can, but they don't want you to know!


Why can't someone other than me fill the toilet paper roll?

 

[christyware]

You have to fill the Toilett Paper Roll, because you are on T.P. Duty. Now get to filling those rolls and make sure they are on straight!

 

[christyware]

What makes A Toilett flush Clockwise?

 

[Eggtastic]

A clock of course!!!

Why do computers freeze just as your paying for some using a credit card???

 

[Kansaseq]

Murphy has to enforce his law







Why am I still awake?

 

[christyware]

Because the Dripping Faucett kept you up all night. Why did the Peacock cross the road?

 

[Liza]

Because he wanted to be with the chicken silly!

Why do I have to work?