wierd questions

[Honeysuckle]

To save the unempolyment agency some money.

Why is there so much fog here when it's was so hot?

 

[Goldlaced_Girl]

wooo hoooo this is fun!

because god rented a new fog machine

why have women always worn skirts and not men?

 

[Owner of Elvis]

They NEED the breeze....

Have you never seen "The King and I"?

 

[Kansaseq]

We don't; in Scotland, the men wore skirts too!



Why don't I want to mow my lawn?

 

[Kansaseq]

Oops, not fast enough!

Because I am tired.




Who wants to go for ice cream?

 

[Fruit Juice]

superman.

Why do I not like hail?

 

[Goldlaced_Girl]

because hail's for losers

what does a grocer use to fix his cabbages?

 

[Fruit Juice]

Pesticide
What songs are on my Ipod?

 

[christyware]

I Pod for you, Podding in the rain, I left my I Pod for an I Phone. Why is Milk from a Cow White?

 

[Crickett]

Only from the vanilla cows.


Why are fairies so small?