wierd questions

[Bleepmunk]

So we cant see them easily!

Why are pigs pink?

 

[christyware]

Because they stand out in the sun all day. Why do Pigs Squeal?

 

[cjeanean]

Quote:
Only the girl ones do....and it's cause they're girls...

Why don't I have any patience?

 

[christyware]

Because you are not a Doctor. Only Doctors have Patients. Who put Toilett paper all over my Trees?

 

[Crickett]

Don't you know? You have those rare toilet paper trees! They are flowering! Quick put a basket under them and you will have toilet paper for the rest of your days!




Why won't my headache go away?

 

[Fruit Juice]

Because yov'e been staring at the computer 24/7.

Who ate my piece of pie?

 

[Goldlaced_Girl]

I did because you were too slow!

If you were a worm, how long would you be?

 

[Crickett]

About th----------------------------------i---------------------------------------s long.






Why are my ducklings so scared of me?

 

[christyware]

Because you snuck up on them. Why do Hens get excited over an Egg?

 

[Crickett]

You'd get excited too if you laid an egg!



Why do my bunnies poop in their nesting box?