wierd questions

[MaggieRae]

Because you're a chick addict. It's okay, we all are to some extent...

Will I be ready when the chickies finally get here? They get shipped in 7 days!!!

 

[Crickett]

No, we anticipate, but we are never ready for the reality.


What is my dog growling at?

 

[christyware]

He's growling at the Man dressed as a Chicken trying to sneek into the coop with the other Chickens, Your Dog knows that he is no Chicken. Smart Dog!! Where are my Shoes?

 

[ChOOkens]

On your feet, but sorry, their untied.

Why is there a flying penguin in the sky?!

 

[christyware]

He would rather fly than walk. Who let that Skunk in here?

 

[ChooksChick]

The raccoon who was tired of his neighbor.

Why the heck can't I sleep in a thunderstorm like the rest of my family?

 

[Crickett]

Because you are sensitive and watchful.


Why do my ducklings make such a mess?

 

[christyware]

They want to see you Quack up over the mess. Hey! Who turned out the lights?

 

[Lothiriel]

Big Brother.

uhhh... anybody know where my enemy went??

 

[christyware]

Your enemy was heading for the Chicken Coop. Who broke wind in here?