wierd questions

[Crickett]

'Twas the Ghost of Christmas past!


Why do my turkey poults like singing so much?

 

[FrizzleFreak]

Because they love you and want you to know it!
When will I get off BYC and actually take a shower?

 

[Crickett]

When the stench and the flies overpower you!


When will I get offline and get some sleep? I have to go to work tonight!

 

[Ugly Cowboy]

When ya forget to pay your electric bill and they turn the power off.

Why exactly do sunburns feel hot?

 

[Rose's Human Hen]

Because there sun-BURNS

Why is root beer Caffine free?

 

[E-Chick]

Because it does not naturally contain caffeine.

Why did the single hummingbird egg in the nest in our pine tree disappear (unhatched)?

 

[christyware]

The egg thief took it. Why are toillets made of porcelain?

 

[Crickett]

So they look pretty on display.



What is my husband doing to my chickens?

 

[christyware]

He is dressing them up in Chicken Clothes. Why is a Fire Hydrant every Male Dogs Best Friend?

 

[kazkut]

because of a dogs keen sense of hearing, he can hear the water swashing around in the hydrant and that sound makes him want to release himself

Do chickens have talons?