wierd questions

[JenEric Farms]

Cause you keep taking the eggs!

Why can't everyone have chickens?

 

[christyware]

Because of the City Ordinance depending on where you live saying whether a Chicken is outlawed, or not in that city. Why can't Chickens fly?

 

[Nicola]

bbecause u clipped their wings

why dont i like my job

 

[redstars]

Because you think of it as work.
Why does everyone drive in the left lane?

 

[christyware]

Because they want to annoy us. What is my Hubby cooking on the BBQ Pit?

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

so you dont have to cook!

will those geese ever stop eating my ferns!??!

 

[Crickett]

Only if you stop growing them!


Will all the Daddies out there have a happy Father's Day?

 

[redstars]

yes. Unless they all get Ties!
Why do airlines seperate your seats when you are traveling as a family?

 

[christyware]

They don't want any fighting on board. What did the Porcupine say to the Cactus?

 

[NarutoTn]

hi cousin.how many chickens do you have?