wierd questions

[Fruit Juice]

You don't eat squash pie on thanksgiving.
Why is my username Fruit Juice?

 

[Bleepmunk]

Because you like fruit juice!

Why does my dog always bark?

 

[Fruit Juice]

Because it relieves him to bark.
Why am I sopping wet?
(believe me, I am!)

 

[christyware]

Because you took a Shower, and forgot to get a towel, so now your sopping wet, and leaving puddles on the floor. Why does a Dog turn in circles before lying down?

 

[ChOOkens]

Because they like to get comfortable. Humans should do it to...

Why am I on BYC?

 

[Nicola]

Cause u r like all the other chicken people here. Addicted To byc

Why is my cat such a lousy(sp) mouse hunter?

 

[chicken_angler]

Cause he is too fat! jk

Why do my quail never go in their house at night?

 

[bishopschickens]

Because quail just are not that bright,

Will the ground ever be dry again? ITs beginning to get moldy!!

 

[christyware]

It will dry up eventually. What happened when the Dog walked into the Cats Only Clubhouse?

 

[Silkiefan]

he played the harmonica as a distraction and ran
how do you milk a soybean? (soymilk)