wierd questions

[crait]

Pull the utters. Duh.
How come vegetable oil is just soybean oil?

 

[rancher hicks]

It's not it's also corn oil.

Why was the baby shoe crying?

 

[crait]

Because it was just born.
Why is my phone always messed up?

 

[christyware]

Because it can't get any signal. Why can't chickens fly?

 

[rancher hicks]

cause they can't pass the test from the FAA.

Where do you get dragon milk?



(why was the baby shoe crying? Cause it's mother was a loafer and it's father was a sneaker)

 

[crait]

From dairy drakes.
How did you know my school mascot was a dragon?

 

[Lothiriel]

i didn't. now i do.

why do the English spell it "cheque" and Americans spell it "check"?

 

[redstars]

because they are fancy.
Why do chickens jump on your shoulders?

 

[Bleepmunk]

Because they like to be higher up!

Why is my bunny running in circles?

 

[christyware]

Bunny is chasing Carrots. Why am I up so late?