wierd questions

[rancher hicks]

because if they did every kid would be an only child.

Why can't witches have babies?

 

[christyware]

Because they can never get a Man, Men are hard to catch. Why did the Skunk go into the Perfume Store?

 

[Crickett]

he heard it was a scentsational place to be!


Why can't ants stay outside where they belong?

 

[Eggs4Sale]

Because they like air conditioning and, hey, there's another crumb! Man, I'm glad there's a kid in this house!


Who is the ugliest male celebrity?

 

[Justino]

Marilyn Manson

Why do i have to wait til August 25th to get my chicks!??!!?

 

[Horsewell]

because the chicks like to tease you by making you wait!

Why don't monkeys learn to drive?

 

[Eggs4Sale]

They weigh so little, they'd have to be strapped down in a car seat, and what fun is it driving in a car seat?



Who is the best female singer from the 70's?

 

[rancher hicks]

Loretta Lynn ( she's in her 70's right?)

What do you get when you put a cat on a hot tin roof?



(why can't witches have babies? Cause they have halloweenies.)

 

[christyware]

A cat who has very sore feet. Why is a Horse crossed with a Donkey called Mules?

 

[Namble]

Mule=mutt.


Why is my sister so aggravating?