wierd questions

[Lothiriel]

it wanted to spend it's money before the money is worthless.

why did it have to start raining when it was so nice this morning?

 

[Crickett]

Cuz we all need a little rain.


why did my brother pick this weekend to come down?

 

[ChickenWisperer]

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Because he knew that you were more than likely very busy, and probably already had some sort of plan that you needed to stick to.


Why is the river here called the "Green River", when it is actually muddy brown (and never green?)

 

[Eggs4Sale]

It used to be in Ireland.


Why do my chickens all end up being roosters?

 

[christyware]

Because the Chicken store heard you say send by Mail, and thought you were buying Males. Why do Cats Purr?

 

[rancher hicks]

Its the sound their engines make in Idle.


Just why did that chicken really cross the road?

 

[ChickenCharmer]

Cuz he really wanted to get to the other side.

Why does this stupid raccoon always come to my house at 4:30 PM when it's still light for another four hours????

And when the chickens are still out?

 

[Bleepmunk]

To check on your chickens!!

Why do racoons like to check on people's chickens?

 

[ChickenCharmer]

RRRR because they're casing the joint!

Is there anything good about raccoons?

 

[Namble]

Yea! They make good stew!

Why did I not do a thing today?