wierd questions

[Crickett]

Mel Atkinson?


how can a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk?

 

[Delta2 23]

erm.. coz it's stomach juices are actually bleach?

Why does my chicken wipe it's beak on my lap?

 

[Danceswithchicks]

Because it wants to stain your pants with berry juice.

When would you most likely say "I'm not going into the toilet, I'm going into show business!"?

 

[rancher hicks]

well if your MJ it's the same thing, but to answer your question.

When you take the web cam with you, instead of the newspaper.

Why does the caged bird sing?

 

[Little Chicky]

'Cause he wants OUT!


What do they REALLY put into hotdogs?

 

[Crickett]

You REALLY don't want to know! Ignorance is bliss, so they say.


Who is this "They" that knows so much?

 

[nwgirl]

THEY lives in BRANSON, Mo. He legally changed his name in 2004 to address the common reference to "they".

Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

 

[FLWB039]

So they always know they are clean incase they get into an accident.

Why am I up so late when I have to get up in 3 hours?

 

[Lothiriel]

because BYC is so awesome you can't leave.

why don't i tan???

 

[19sarah90]

Because your skin cells are on strike! They'd rather burn than turn tan for you!!!

Is there a rat on your shoulder?