wierd questions

[momahenTN]

because deep down you know it causes cancer.

why doesnt a rooster that eats layer, lay an egg?

 

[Lothiriel]

because he can't.

(yeah, i know it causes cancer.

but i wish i could tan naturally.

i don't hardly even burn.

)

why does my computer take 15 minutes to wake up in the morning? that's even worse than me!

 

[Chicken daze(d)]

Because it needs computer coffee.

Why didn't my garden grow?

 

[Bleepmunk]

because there was too much rain!

Why was there so much rain??

 

[christyware]

Because the Sky drank too much water. Why does it say on Perfume Bottle's "Eau De Toilet"?

 

[Crickett]

because that's french and it sounds better than toilet water.


Why do they say Faux, when they mean fake?

 

[L*A*G*]

ask him >>>>>>

why can't i quit eating gatorade powder?

 

[Hen_House_Rocks!]

Because you are an ADDICT!

Will 5:00 ever come around?

 

[Crickett]

In about one minute.



Why can't people just say what they mean and mean what they say?

 

[L*A*G*]

it is 5:56
what happens at 5:00 ?