Worlds greatest Rooster!!!

Thanks I put picture 1 into the contest.....BUT there is some huge competition in it. If Brutus was older he would have a chance but at 13 weeks I think he will get beaten. Maybe the loss will keep him from getting a swelled head......
 
I am putting this on here against my Wife's wishes. She wants me to just make a little book for the grandkids and not put it online. I thought that was a foolish Idea but was afraid to say anything like that to her!

So here it is:


The saga of Brutus part 1: the beginning.

One day in early May my Grandpa got a whole bunch of baby chicks. They were all small and featherless. There were red ones, brown ones, yellow ones and black ones. Checkered ones, striped ones and solid colored ones. Some had yellow legs, others had green legs and some even had black legs with white toes! He called them a mixed assortment.

This is the story about one of those chicks. Brutus was his name. Brutus started life as a solid red chick with Yellow legs. Brutus was not afraid of the bigger chicks. Brutus was very sure of who he was. Brutus learned to eat all his food, he learned to drink his water from the hanging waterer. Brutus also learned not all the other chicks were nice to each other. Brutus watched them fighting to see who would be the top chicken of the barnyard.

Brutus soon found a friend named “Rick”. Some of the other chicks made fun of Rick. He was a big chick, but very gentle and mild mannered. Rick never asserted himself, and never stood up for himself. Many of the meaner chicks made fun of Rick. Rick was born with some handicaps, he had crooked toes and knew he was not the smartest chick in the coop.

Rick had a hard time remembering to come out of the rain. Brutus would yell and yell at Rick saying “ Rick come here, it's raining and you're going to get sick if you don't get in here.”

Rick would look at Brutus and say” Oh No! I don't want to get sick,” Then he would come into the coop. Rick was very thankful to have a friend like Brutus. Rick swore to himself, if he could ever help Brutus in any way he would. He knew he would keep this promise. He also knew Brutus was going to be a great rooster someday.

Brutus was raised with a group of Cornish Crosses. The Cornish Crosses were slobs. They would sit and eat and eat and eat. Then they would get up and move 5 feet to the waterer and sit and drink. Drink and drink. Some people called them lazy, and they may well have been. But it was not their fault!

They were never taught the ways of a chicken. They were not taught to scratch and peck for food. They were never taught to chase down bugs and butterflys. The did not know going outside to run and play was good for them. They were not nice to the smaller chicks either!

Even though the Cornish Crosses hatched on the same day as Rick and Brutus and the rest, they grew faster and bigger than the others. They soon bullied their way into the feeders. They would sit there all day and not let the other chicks eat or drink. Brutus was the first to stand up and demand they move over so the rest could eat. Like all bullies they refused to listen to reason.

They started picking fights with Brutus. Brutus fought back. Brutus learned the moves of Chick-a-judo.
Brutus was soon elected king of the coop, in a close election with a Red Sex Link Rooster.


He found he could defend himself by pushing the bullies out of the way. Brutus soon found the other chicks depending on him to make room for them at the feeders. Brutus was soon becoming a hero to weak and down trodden chicks of the coop. Brutus never used his powers of chick-a-judo for evil. That rooster was Lex Rooster, an evil genius that swore to take revenge on Brutus. Thus started the legend of Brutus and his never ending fight for the underchick!
 
#1 has the best composition, but #5 has the best focus and lighting.


Thanks for saying this. I went back and looked at the rules and the FAQ's and found I can submit more than one picture. SO I added number 5. I think it adds to dimension to number one that is nice but does not show the detail of the dangling waddle and the red comb under ears or whatever they are called..


I just wish Brutus was 5 months older.
 
This is a true adventure of Brutus. No lies nothing added! I just went out to lock the coop doors.

I have two coops. Brutus lives in the one nearest the house but rules them both. Each coop has it's own chickens and Brutus knows which chicken goes where.


Tonight I was about 10 minutes early locking the doors. I head to the first coop and I see Brutus walking around the outside on the north side of the coop. I swear he looked like he was searching for a hen. I laughed to myself, because of how serious he seems to take his duties. He was crackling about something very loud, almost like he was telling someone to get their arse inside now!

I thought there is no way chicken is outside now, it is too dark. I walked around the west side of the coop and here comes a little black hen from around the south side the coop!

I swear Brutus knew she was missing! I decided to leave that coop open and go close the other one as it is in the shade a little more and those birds go in earlier than Brutus coop does. I always put the guinea hens into the coop about a half hour before the chickens, otherwise I end up fighting with them to get off the roof of the coop. (the guinea hens live in the other coop from Brutus.)

As I am approaching the coop I hear a guinea outside. I see her sitting on the fence, the problem is it is hen! I have cocks but only one hen left. ( in my original group) She is sitting there calling "buck-wheat". This is not unusual as this stupid bird goes back outside about 3 times a week, even after she has roosted in the rafters...


We went through my routine of chasing her into a corner and putting net over her. I then carry her to the coop door. She screams bloody murder the whole time, Every bird on the farm shuts up. Except Brutus who can be heard giving the alarm. I locked up the coop and head to Brutus coop.

When I get there Brutus is inside the coop just inside the door with about a half dozen of the hens that refuse to roost behind him. They were crouching all scared, and Brutus was acting tough like he was going to protect them. AS I shut and locked the door, Brutus let out a call, I swear it was as he was saying " and do not come back again" running me off..


I doubt I write it as funny as it was....but if you had been there you would have laughed with me...

Dang I love Brutus he is just too cool!
 
Again today Brutus asserted himself as farmyard king. While feeding them their wild bird seed mixture, ( I feed them this every night and sit in a folding lawn chair in the middle of them).

I grabbed a red rooster to check his breast and leg size, as they are soon going to camp. The Sissy Rooster squawked like a little poult. Brutus reared back and gave me the evil eye and let me know he did not like me messing with his flock.... BUT Brutus is smart enough to know never to attack me or he will find himself in freezer camp in 5 minutes....He is one exceptionally smart rooster.


I just find it amazing he would protect another rooster. Just like I find it amazing he is always the last bird into the coop.
 
A new development in the comb contest has Brutus ticked off!

Someone entered a rooster, that is 7 months old I might add, named Caesar Flavius the Great!


Why would anyone do that, knowing that it would upset Brutus? I thought Brutus ended this little disagreement 3000 years ago. However, it looks like the dispute lives.

All I can say is "Et tu Brute"


Remember how it ended last time!



https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/923865/comb-contest-2014-single/120#post_14111382
 
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Rick committed a sin!


I have no idea what it was or is. It may have been leaving the coop before Brutus, I am not sure. When I opened the door this morning Rick was the first bird out. He ran, wings flapping like he was flying to the feeders. Brutus was slow leaving this morning, he was 3-4th bird back. When he got out he ran towards Rick.

I always laugh when I see Brutus running because of his size it is comical. He is so huge/broad across the chest and back he looks like a little tank running in a cartoon. Anyway, he caught up to Rick at the scrape Iron pile gangs hangout. Next thing I hear is Rick screaming a mighty squawk of pain. Brutus is chasing Rick back towards the coop, over the sand pile gang's area and around the back side.

When they come around from behind the sand pile Brutus is right on Ricks butt, literally. He pulled a feather out of Ricks Arse! Rick squawked again. Brutus walked away with the feather hanging like a trophy. Whatever it was Rick did it is best he not do it again.


Again today I was sitting with the chickens feeding them a few treats ( about 3 hours after the Rick incident). My smallest Barred Rock hen was at my feet. I bent down and picked her up. She squawked when I grabbed her, I think I startled her, and Brutus came running from over 50 feet away to see if she was being attacked. He walked back and forth in front of me giving me the evil eye to make sure I was not hurting his hen. When he was sure she was ok, off he went...

He is so protective of the flock it is unbelievable. I actually think he would take on a small predator if one tried to take a chicken....

On the other side of this, I told my wife we have to be careful of the grandkids around him. He has never attacked us, but I worry he might with someone that shows fear or a little kid. IF HE DOES, HE WILL BE STEW ON SUNDAY!
 
RICK HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON

Rick may not be smart enough to come in out of the rain, but he is not dumb enough to beat Brutus out the door again. Rick was the last chicken coop this morning. Even behind all but one hen.

Brutus rules with an iron spur!!!
 
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Wonderful story! You should be writing this all down in a book for future retirement funds!!
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Cannot wait for the next saga of Brutus for my morning coffee and chuckle!!
 

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