Would you rather...

[NotabitaiI]

Would you rather have a scratchy barbed cat tongue, or a long squishy bubble-gummy blob frog tongue? The cat tongue would be gravely and loud, super scratchy, and thin, while the frog tongue could be shot out for easy French fry stealing but it'd be pretty sticky and soft.

 

[azurbanclucker]

 

[notabitail]

Neither.

 

[5Australorpasaures]

I'll stick with the one I have, thank you. Although the the cat does try to get it!