Would you rather...

[notabitail]

You don't want to go eat hibachi and snatch the shrimp right out of the air as the chef tosses them rapid fire? You don't want to be able to stick a knitted sweater to your tongue or use it as the hooked side of hook-and-loop?

NO.

 

[Addicted To Chickens]

C'monnnn you don't want to be able to comb your hair with your tongue? Shoot your siblings right betwixt the eyes with your gummy tongue and then run away cackling while they squirm in disgust?

Good point.