I declare we do writing chains For those of you who don't know what a writing chain is, it is a chain that consists of 1 paragraph written by each person. Only one paragraph per post, and it usually ends up being a totally random funny story. The paragraphs must consist of at least 5 sentences. Keep it forum appropriate and follow the rules set forth by Nifty. *The first person that comes along and sees this post gets to choose the starting sentence for their paragraph.* Example: (The example sentence is in bold) A big ugly hidious monster that looked like its head was balding stepped in front of my path. A bottle of Rogaine magically appeared in my hand and I pointed it at the balding mid criosis monster and squeezed. Rogaine flew everywhere and the monster grew hair like there was no tomorrow... (so on and so forth) Sentence starters for the first person to choose from are: 1) One day I was skipping along and saw... 2) I smelt a strange smell that smelled like... 3) It was a dark and stormy night... 4) I felt like I was forgetting something... 5) I was lost in the woods... The posts after the first post must be a continuation of the story. Have fun!