Yeah...I think I'm funny.

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

maple - what you really need are these

http://www.squidoo.com/divorce-party-supplies

I also know of a bakery that makes un-wedding cakes. Wait til its official, but check out the T-shirts!!

 

[maple]

My x has a girlfriend and they live together.

Although he did get really really angry when he found out his other girlfriend-the one before me, & the mom to his son, when he found out she married. Although he'd been married to me for something like 8 years. He was really resentful and brought up how she was livin in a nice home with a nice new family...what she always wanted... It was weird. But then again, that's him....



And paddock...another friend suggested I get a balloon that says, "Miss You" but write "WON'T" on top. ha ha ha... I think that was funny.

 

[maple]

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New car, seats fold down, holds lots of balloons or if you want to dump a body- works as well.

Nellabean on the office thread may need your services. I'll let her know. She has some co-workers...

 

[maple]

I have what in my yard? ---the wedding ring coffin and the pin the tail on the ex are funny.

 

[ODS-n-ENS FARM]

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Forget the balloons and such.Take your strength, self confidence and dignity!

 

[jbowyer01]

I'll throw the party for ya Gretch! I'll even decorate your car with the free at last sign and streamers.


I still have gator pond available for the soon to be ex lol

 

[PineappleMama]

 

[feather and mountain man]

Congrats on your new freedom!

Hoping the best for you!

 

[Whispering Winds]

These are all great ideas . . . my DD is going thru a divorce, and while it was just devastating for her (left her for his brother's wife, three families destroyed, not ours, we were happy as heck to get him outa our family . . .) these balloons and such might just be what I will have to do the day the divorce becomes final as my last HURRAH to him. . .I hate divorce, to be honest, but sometimes its such a relief to be rid of the ugly bugs that its a beautiful word. Glad that yours is finally coming to an end!!!!!!!

 

[wegotchickens]

Don't try and be funny yet, g~




Pre-trial is nothing. It could be another year before the final comes through, if he pitches a fit and fights on things.

And even after the actual divorce there are 90 days to appeal.

After 100 days from the date, throw yourself a "Kicked Him to the Curb" party.

But stay focused until then, 'kay? 'Cause this is not yet the time for having fun or being funny. Stay calm, stay focused!!!



Sorry for raining on your parade, the one who laughs last, laughs best. Okay? I want that long-lasting solid belly-laugh to be YOURS!!!