You know it's time to clean house when.......

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DH needs new jeans and we have money this week. DH just told me to order the next waist size up!
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SO I cooked tonight. No more fast food.
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If this was a self-fulfilling prophecy, then where's my housewife and why did I have to cook???
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Off topic sort of.... I'm a desert rat, so please explain, what is the difference between mold and mildew? Why can mildew-y shoes be cleaned but moldy ones cannot? (Yes, I'm too lazy to google.)
 
When you have to say "EWWW EWWW EWWW" way too many times while walking around the house. I mean really
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EWWW! (my bathroom just a few minutes ago, a corner I missed earlier this week, not a pretty sight!)
 
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DH needs new jeans and we have money this week. DH just told me to order the next waist size up!
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SO I cooked tonight. No more fast food.
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If this was a self-fulfilling prophecy, then where's my housewife and why did I have to cook???
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My DH needed Jeans this week to, and we had the money for one pair also. I was able to buy the same size though. I just can't supervise him at restaurants during the week though. ( He travel Mon-Fri)
I guess cooking homemade bread doesn't help.
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Hey I really was sick last week, and almost died; Can I have the rest of the month off to play with the chickens?
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in answer to the thread question: "whenver the mood strikes me, apparently"

I got off work early today. I came home and cleaned up the back porch because it was a disaster area, I cleaned up the back yard, I raked through the sawdust in the coop, cleaned the living room, vaccuumed the whole house, did some laundry, changed the bedsheets, did the dishes, and took a shower all BEFORE sitting down to facebook and BYC.

and no, I'm not pregnant (at least I shouldn't be...)
 
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Lets Start a "WE HATE LAUNDRY" club
I don't mind doing laundry if I had a dryer. I hate going outside, expecially in Florida SUMMER! to hang dry clothes, yeah it's faster in teh summer but it's
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HOT to do it!
I HATE FOLDING! I just let it pile up on the spare bed in the kids room. SOMETIMES I fold them up and put them away. LIke I said, my dressers have COBWEBS!
 
I know which clothes to donate: They are IN the dresser.
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The stuff I wear is on hangers in the closet or in the big laundry basket next to the dresser...
 
I just cleaned my room and it was NASTY! I had to lean the mattress and boxspring against the wall to clean up under neither. I dont' know when it will ever be safe to breath again! I can't stop SNEEZING! AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY! That's where Jay's boots are at!
 
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'
He told me to get off my butt,
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my good work.
I didn't mean to 'click.'
But click, I did, and oops - I found
The BYC Chicken site
That I got SO way into it -
I was into it all night.

So nothing's changed except my mouse.
It's as shiny as the sun.
I guess my house will stay a mess.....
While I sit here on my bum.
 

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