You know it's time to clean house when.......

[onthespot]

okay you guys, my cobwebs have cobwebs.

 

[justbugged]

More puppy puddles than puppies. At least most of the spiders stay out of the way.

 

[Eggs4Sale]

Quote:
First thought : "Oh, that's bad."

Second thought : "Wait, I have to do that."

 

[elijahboy]

gosh i thought my house was a mess but you people win by far

my living room has ebay clothes on the loveseat and the chair

my daughters room has ebay shoes

my bedroom has winter ebay clothes cant sleep there have to sleep on the couch that does not have ebay clothes

my sons room has the summer ebay clothes

my bathroom looks like someone had a super soaker full of toothpaste and played target practice

when you walk thru the kitchen dont wear flops cause you will lose them on the sticky stuff that steals your shoes

the dust bunnies hold onto the broom when you try to get them up and hang onto your toes when you walk thru

there are so many unorganized coupons it looks like a recycling bin

my son let someones cat in the house and he sprayed and had to cut half the carpet up and its been like that for 2 years

i currently have 10 boxes of canning jars sitting in front of the tv thank goodness its a plasma and hanging 5 foot high otherwise they would be blacking half the tv

out of 150 dvds only 10 are watchable but dont feel like getting rid of them and let alone going thru them

i have a 4 person dining room table but only one space available so out of my 3 kids only one is allowed to eat at a time "im hungry" well wait till your sister is finished and you can eat

 

[Eggs4Sale]

When your toilet spends half an hour overflowing with ick into the kids' bedroom, and you end up throwing away three trash bags full of toys that can't possibly be sanitized (or said Made in China so you decided to never let en emergency go to waste)... and after the shop-vaccing and steam-cleaning and Lysol-spraying and fanning... and the room still looks just as piled up as before. And the kids never even noticed those toys disappeared!


When your feet stick to the carpet, because there are dates all over the yard that come in on people's shoes.

When it takes you a week to clean your house for your kid's birthday party.
When you have to ask your mother to come out and help with the aforementioned cleaning.

When your dining chair falls over backward on your kid because there was three day's worth of clean laundry hung over the back to keep it unwrinkled.

When you have to run dry clothes through the dryer more than five different times to un-wrinkle them because you left them in there the previous four times, causing them to wrinkle yet again.

When you don't want to suck up cobwebs before guests come over because you don't want to hurt your daddy long legs.

When you watch 'I Love Lucy' and she's dusting, and you wonder "Why's she doing that? It doesn't even look dusty."

When it takes hours to wipe the dust and ? off your mini-blinds. Or they're so bad you decide it will be easier to buy and install new ones. And it is.

When your walls are so dirty, you decide to repaint rather than scrub.

When you tell your kids "You put away 50 things, and you put away 20 things, and you put away 5 things", according to their age, and after doing this several times a day, you notice no difference.

When you have to use Lysol Toilet Cleaner on your bathtub to get rid of the orange coating.

 

[elijahboy]

When your dining chair falls over backward on your kid because there was three day's worth of clean laundry hung over the back to keep it unwrinkled.

I SO THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED TO ME LIKE 3X A WEEK

and when you hang it ont he back of the chair you like rub your hands/flatten it to try to get any extra wrinkles out hgosh forbid ironing

 

[Jamsoundsgood]

When your husband looks around and very nicely says "Don't you think you should start doing FlyLady again?" I told him I couldn't until I got new shoes, so he took me shopping.

 

[kezabel]

Quote:
Sorry but who's/whats Flylady?

 

[Bec]

I have to say, it is good to know there are normal people out there!

I thought I was the only one who has mercy on the cobwebs and what we call, Dust Spiders!

 

[PineBurrowPeeps]

Quote:
Dude, you win