You know it's time to clean house when.......

[Julie08]

the dust bunnies are chasing the dog

 

[KristyHall]

you sit in your recliner and disturb a nest of large spiders (I know someone who just had that happened. I told him he needed to invest in a vacume )

 

[FrenchToast]

Your messy basement is cleaner then your upstairs !

 

[stoopid]

After reading more than a few times that the dog licks up the chicken poop, I am seriously considering getting a dog to help with the housework. There has to be some kind of animal that eats everything on the floor in my house!

 

[ChickInDelight]

When you watch a show about hoarders and think, "Hey- I could use some of that stuff."

When the carpet finally achieves an even, dark-brown shade- because every inch of it has soaked up the maximum amount of soil.

When you simply remove all the window dressings because no one could possibly see through the dirty glass.

When folks compliment you for the retro, dirt floor in the kitchen - and its vynal.

 

[stoopid]

It's called the "Protective layer of dirt" on the floor.

 

[anderson8505]

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When you're yelling at the dog to get off the couch and discover that it's not him, just his hair.

Or, when you're teenage daughter's bathroom is more dirty than your husband's dorm room was.

 

[bgelber]

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Have you been in my daughters room????

 

[Frosty]

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Here I thought it was an indoor garden plot! Till the floor, hang grow lights, and viola!

 

[JD4570]

When you realize the fastest way to get everything off the floor in the livingroom is to use the front end loader on the tractor.