You know you are getting old when:

[Sally PB]

I have more than one pair of pants that has a zipper that opens to... NOTHING! It's decorative, I guess. Now that is a stooooopid thing!

 

[sourland]

When you wake up totally rested and think, "Gee, that's a surprise."

 

[Sally PB]

When things that used to really upset you don't anymore.

 

[sourland]

When things that used to really upset you don't anymore.

and when things that did not use to upset you now do.

 

[SkyAJK]

I know I am getting old when I am so well prepare for everything.

In my younger days......., I just jump into the car and drive, whatever I need I can get it a long the way, then one day I got everything I need before I jump into my car......

 

[SkyAJK]

and when things that did not use to upset you now do.

I 2nd that!!