YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

[Quail_Antwerp]

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.


12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself

 

[chicken_angler]

 

[Fudgie]

16. You cannot get into your car because the battery on the remote to unlock it has died....you have the key on the same keyring as the remote but..........

 

[cjeanean]

LOL! That's is pretty funny!

 

[Chicabee19]

LOL

forwarding to everyone.

 

[spook]

17. the criminal sues the land owner for jeopardizing his life with your broken step and then he makes bail because the police bruised his wrists with those plastic handcuffs!

18...forget how to write or spell, the keyboard and spell check.

 

[debilorrah]

19. You get mad when the batteries in the remote run out because now you have to GET UP to change the channel.

 

[kodiakchicken]

20. When 30 seconds in the microwave is too long!

 

[debilorrah]

21. When you pile your dishes in the sink waiting for the dishwasher to be repaired.

 

[Fudgie]

Quote:
You cannot find the remote and miss your favorite show because you spent 30 minutes rummaging through the stacks of magazines trying to find it because you are too lazy to reach up and change the chanel on the tuner!